Friendly warning: To avoid mental indigestion, please take this post with a grain of salt and in light spirits. The intended humor does not – in any way – take away the seriousness of the Australian situation. Enjoy:

Dharmendra, Amitabh Bachchan and Dara Singh are getting old; otherwise we would not even be talking about this. We would not be worried about some group of kids attacking Indians in broad Australian daylight.
In good old days Dharmendra alone, may be with some help from ‘Big B’, could have taken care of this crisis. And a dance number in between – to prove his cool – would have been just the expected icing on the cake.
But those golden days of unbeatable magic are gone!

Singh is Kinngh to the rescue?

We do have Salman Khan, Shahrukh Khan and rest of the modern day Bollywood heroes. They are a force to reckon with, no doubt. The movie ‘Om Shanti Om’ is a living proof that they are no less than their ‘elders’ – the previous generation of Bollywood heroes! However, it is a troublesome that they have been a bit shy of the Immigration officers abroad recently. So, it may be hard to convince them to board a plane for overseas, if that’s how they ‘fly’!

So, there is the problem, there lies the dilemma – the real challenge! Which Bollywood star should go over to Australia and ‘fix’ those hooligans and thugs, who don’t really understand how good we Indians are?

Bigger challenges demand better solutions, some new ideas. We need a new Bollywood star (or two) to rise to this occasion, and go fix it, once and for all. We need some fresh Bollywood blood who can take over this challenge.

Which Bollywood stars to the rescue?
Who could it be?
Who could end the ugly situation in Australia that has been so hard to conquer? Well, make your choice; pick your back-up! Here are some possibilities:

Singh is Kinng star Akshay Kumar with a back-up support from Katrina Kaif sounds perfect. As you know, 75% of this movie was shot in Australia. So they should be pretty familiar with the terrains and the dark alleys where he could easily chase and hunt the bad guys. On land or in water, he is the right hero to deal with these villains.

Saif Ali Khan with back-up from Kareena Kapoor is another option. They have been shooting overseas for Kurbaan lately. Just one more trip, this time to ‘Down-under’ to fix this minor problem by their standards.

How about Aishwarya Rai with her hubby Abhishek Bachchan as back-up, she could easily step up to the task. The couple is reported to have 5 billion fans world-wide ; some of those Australian bad guys are sure to be amongst those fans. Step up in Gandhi style – the non-violent approach. Aishwarya’s good looks can solve any problem on this earth.

Ending the Australian attacks on Indians is a golden opportunity indeed for a Bollywood star. It is sure th fetch a Filmfare award and the Nobel Peace Prize together.
Come on Bollywood! Who wants the two prizes in one shot?
Anyone?

Related Posts:

• The Best Bollywood Movies of All Times
• 10 Best Movies with NRIs and India Abroad Theme
• 20 Best Bollywood movies of last 10 years
• 20 Best Bollywood movies of 90s decade
• Top 20 Bollywood Movies of 80’s
• Bollywood Quiz 5 – The Idiots and a Dog

Custom Search

Be Sociable, Share!

•